Ludo needs your help. We are commissioning a team of stealthy, efficient killers - ninjas, if you will. Other bands have “street teams” or “fan clubs”, but Ludo needs something more: something like a specially trained tactical force whose members breathe, sleep, eat, live and die the Ludo cause. They will be… the Ludo Ninjas. 
 
    The Ludo Ninjas will do whatever it takes to push our rock agenda. We will call on you in times of need. You’ll be given missions - random, important tasks to help promote the band and bring Ludo to more people.
 
    In return, other bands offer signed stuff, CD’s, and free tickets to shows. That’s nothing. Of course we’ll do all those things, but we’ll do even more: we will give the Ninjas whatever they want. Just ask. 
 
    Want Palermo to come to your house and play Monopoly for a few hours? Just let Ludo know what time you want him there and what you want him to wear. He’ll be stuck on Baltic paying luxury tax out the ass in no time. Sick of that tough guy bullying you at school? I bet Marshall is tougher. Become a Ludo Ninja and Marshall (and his tattoo) will have that guy begging for mercy in no time. ‘It’s a koi fish, bitch!’
 
    So how can you become a Ludo Ninja? It’s not easy, but the first step is to email the Lu-dojo and tell us all about yourself – where you’re from, how old you are, how you found Ludo, and any other previous ninja experience you may have (infiltration, sneaking, murder, flying, etc.). Let us know why you should be a Ludo Ninja and if you are deemed worthy, you will be mysteriously contacted at an unexpected time. 
 
    If you are up to the challenge… e-mail the Lu-dojo now.